List of Bitbook Posts

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The following are posts found on Bitbook, the social networking site used by the Bitizens in Tiny Tower.

Contents 1 Birthdays 2 Floor Closed 3 Floor Stocked 4 New Bitizen 5 New High Skill Job 6 New Low Skill Job 7 New Floor Built 8 New Roommate 9 Miscellaneous

Birthdays

• Birthday bash at my place, silly hats only!
• Birthday party at my house, no presents please! Just kidding! Bring them.
• Can we do pony rides at my birthday party?
• Did anyone know that it is my birthday today?
• Everyone start singing happy birthday to me, starting... now!
• For my birthday I am going to soak in the tub and read a book.
• For my birthday I am going to stay home and play games.
• Go me! It's my birthday!
• Gonna have a birthday party for yours truly.
• Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
• Having a pizza party for my birthday.
• Hmm, I wonder if anyone is planning a surprise party for me?
• I'll give you a hint, it's my B--thday.
• Ice cream and cake cake cake! Birthday time!
• I hope I get some new games for my birthday.
• I hope someone got me a new Phone for my birthday!
• I hope someone got me a new TV for my birthday!
• Is attending their own birthday party.
• It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
• It's my birthday people!!! come on!
• I want an ice cream cake from scoops for my birthday.
• I wonder if anyone knows it's my birthday...
• I wonder if we can fit a bouncy castle in here for my birthday...
• Picked up some chips and dip for my birthday bash tonight.
• Somebody had better remember my birthday today.
• Someone needs to give me some presents!!!
• We are going out to celebrate my birthday. Come join us!
• Who wants to take me out for my b-day? Someplace nice!
• Someone pinned the tail on me at my birthday party.

Floor Closed

• Came to work at the <floor name> but nobody is here!
• Closing the <floor name>, the boss ain't gonna like this!
• Closing up the <floor name>, hope I don't lose my job!
• Do I still get paid if the <floor name> is closed?
• Don't come to the <floor name>, we are closed.
• Got off work from the <floor name>, they had to close early.
• I hope I still get paid even though the <floor name> isn't open.
• I remember when we used to sell stuff at the <floor name>.
• I work at the <floor name> but it's not open today.
• Lights Out! No more left at the <floor name>.
• Out of stock at the <floor name>, shutting off the lights. :(
• Really slow at the <floor name>. playing Pocket Frogs, lol.
• Sorry for the <floor name> being closed, hope to be open soon!
• Still waiting for the <floor name> to open.
• The <floor name> is closed again!!!
• The <floor name> is still closed. Does that mean I can go home?
• Uh, who turned out the lights at the <floor name>? lol
• Waiting for a shipment at the <floor name>, will have to close up!
• Waiting to open the <floor name>. Any time now guys!
• When is the <floor name> going to open! I need to work!
• Whoops, somebody goofed. We have to close the <floor name>.
• Would love to sell you stuff at the <floor name> but we're out!
• Yay, no work today! They had to close the <floor name>! :D

Floor Stocked

• Better come quick if you want anything from the <floor name>.
• Come and get it! Everything available at the <floor name>.
• Come into the <floor name> and I will give you a good deal.
• Come on down to the <floor name>, we got what you want.
• Come to the <floor name>, we have way too much stuff.
• Doing crazy business at the <floor name>!
• Doing great business at the <floor name>, should get a raise!
• Everyone at the <floor name> deserves a raise!
• Finished stocking the <floor name>... can I have a break now?
• Fully stocked the <floor name>, now I can kick back!
• Getting mobbed at the <floor name>.
• Good thing I came into work, the <floor name> is slammed today.
• Great deals on everything at the <floor name>, stop on by.
• Hard day of work over at the <floor name>, who's up for a drink?
• High-fives to all my coworkers at the <floor name>!
• Holy smokes, the <floor name> is packed right now.
• I have never seen the <floor name> this busy.
• Impressive profits from the <floor name>.
• It seems like the <floor name> is always busy.
• It seems like the <floor name> is never closed.
• Just finished stocking the <floor name>, should be set for a while.
• Just fully stocked the <floor name>, going to be a busy day.
• Just got a bonus for fully stocking the <floor name>.
• LOL, there is literally a line out the door of the <floor name>.
• Looong day of work at the <floor name>. Got a lot done though!
• Now would be a good time to stop by the <floor name>!
• Overstocked at the <floor name>, everything must go!!!
• The <floor name> employees are getting it done.
• The <floor name> is HOT!
• The <floor name> is a well oiled machine.
• The <floor name> is fully locked and loaded!
• The <floor name> is gonna rock around the clock tonight.
• The <floor name> is open for business, fully stocked!
• Things are going swimmingly at the <floor name>.
• Things seem to sell themselves here at the <floor name>.
• Thx to every1 for helping me stock the <floor name>!
• We are the best workers the <floor name> has ever had!
• We got tons of stuff done at the <floor name> today.
• We have anything you could want at the <floor name>.
• We have a pretty big selection of stuff at the <floor name>.
• We have been working really hard at the <floor name>.
• We have so much stuff to sell at the <floor name>...
• We just got tons of stock in at the <floor name>.
• Woohoo! I'm employee of the week!
• Working hard and playing hard at the <floor name>.
• Wow, business is booming at the <floor name>.

New Bitizen

• Anyone in Tiny Tower notice a bit of a draft?
• At the new place, not sure it's up to code though. Where are the stairs?
• Been here for a day and some stranger just walks through my apartment.
• Does anyone else live in Tiny Tower? I am new to the building.
• Does anyone know the pet policy here? I have 2 Persian tigers.
• First day in Tiny Tower and I already hear bagpipes. Great.
• Found a place to rent at tiny tower. Not too tiny I hope!
• Found my new apartment. Hey look, free food!
• Got to my new place, I need to move all my stuff. Any help? Please?
• Guys, my new place is awesome! You have to come over!
• Hello, new to the building. Hope it's nice here!
• I've always wanted to live in Tiny Tower and now here I am! :D
• I can't find anywhere to fit my jacuzzi in this new place.
• I don't have a bed or a bathroom but at least I have somewhere to sit!
• I don't think that having one wall completely missing is up to code.
• I hope my neighbors are nice, I just moved into Tiny Tower.
• I need a place with more windows.
• It took me 27 trips in the elevator to move all my stuff into Tiny Tower!
• Just finished putting away stuff. Anyone seen my 26 foot python?
• Just got to my new place, it seems like a lot of cool people live here!
• Just moved in, can't wait to check out the rest of the Tower.
• Just moved in, finally somewhere quiet to practice my bagpipes.
• Just moved in, party at my place! Bring chips & dip.
• Lets watch the game at my new place! Someone just needs to bring a TV.
• Loving my new digs at Tiny Tower! What a view!
• Moved into a new place called Teeny Towers or something like that.
• My new apartment already had stuff in it! Is that normal?
• My new apartment is nice, but the people here are sort of weird.
• My new roommates don't like my feather boas, I can tell :(
• New here, is there a book club?
• New place, hopefully I can find a new job too.
• New to the building, if you hear someone playing bagpipes it's not me.
• Not much to do here, guess I will just pace back and forth for a bit.
• Renting at Tiny Tower until I have enough to move to Jumbo Tower.
• So far no roaches or rats in my new place.
• Space is tight in my new place, might cancel the line dance party.
• This new place is ok, I just don't remember things being so blocky.
• This place is fantastic, I think I am going to really enjoy it here.
• Tiny Tower? They could have thought of a better name.
• Tiny Tower is nice, but can anyone tell me where the bathrooms are?
• Why did I move into a tall building when I am afraid of heights?
• Why does my new apartment smell like cheese curls?
• Wow, my new place in Tiny Tower is the bomb.
• Wow, this new place is really a dump!
• Wow, this new place is really nice!
• Wow, when they say Tiny Tower they aren't kidding.
• Wow, who decorated this place?
• Wow, you can see the whole Tiny City from up here!

New High Skill Job

• Actually looking forward to working at the <floor name>.
• Everyone who works at the <floor name> is super cool.
• Found my missing sock and got a great job at the <floor name>!
• Found work at the <floor name>, I'm gonna fit in well here.
• Got a job at the <floor name>, super excited!
• I am going to own this <floor name> in 10 years. Just watch!
• I am the perfect fit for this new opening at the <floor name>.
• I can't believe I get paid to work at the <floor name>. Awesome!
• I can't wait to start at my new job at the <floor name>!
• I get to work at the <floor name>! I must be dreaming!
• I have always wanted to work at the <floor name> and now I am!
• Just got a job at the <floor name>, I'm so excited!!!
• Landed a gig at the <floor name>, it's the perfect fit for me.
• My new boss at the <floor name> actually seems pretty cool.
• Really digging my new job at the <floor name>. Swing by!
• Super happy to be working at the <floor name>! :D
• Thats right, I work at the <floor name> :) Jealous?
• The <floor name> is the coolest job on the planet.
• This new <floor name> job is going to be perfect for me.
• Woot, just scored my dream job at the <floor name>.
• Working at the <floor name> is my passion. That and lol cats.
• Working at the <floor name> is pretty much the perfect job.
• Working at the <floor name> now. This is the best job ever!

New Low Skill Job

• Bah, new job at the <floor name> blows.
• Can't believe the <floor name> hired me, lol.
• Don't think this <floor name> job is going to work out well.
• Dreading going to work at the <floor name> today. :(
• Got a bad performance review at the recording studio :(
• Got hired at the <floor name>. Yay?
• Got hired at the <floor name> even with my "creative" resume.
• Hmm, not sure I'm a great fit for the <floor name>...
• I am so unqualified to be working at the <floor name>.
• I don't think I really fit in at the <floor name>.
• I hope I don't have to work at the <floor name> too long. :(
• I never thought I would end up working at a <floor name>.
• Need a job bad so I will have to work at the <floor name>.
• Oh boy, I don't know how long I am gonna last at the <floor name>.
• The only job I could find was at the crummy <floor name>.
• They don't pay me enough to work at the <floor name>.
• Ugh, I can't believe I have to work at the <floor name> all day.
• Working at the <floor name> now. Not thrilled.
• Work today at the <floor name>. Noooo!
• Worst job evar! (<floor name>)

New Floor Built

• Did it really take that long to get a <floor name>?
• Did someone mention there was a new <floor name> opening?
• Everyone come visit me, we have a new <floor name>!
• Everyone tells me I should go work at the new <floor name>.
• Going on a date to the new <floor name>. Wish me luck!
• Going to the new <floor name>, will post my impressions.
• Go to the new <floor name>!!! They just opened it!!!
• Has anyone in the building checked out the new <floor name>?
• How many times have I said they should open a <floor name>?
• I wonder if the new <floor name> is hiring?
• Just ran into my friend from school at the new <floor name>.
• Just saw a new <floor name>, lets hope its a good one.
• Just stopped by the new <floor name>.
• Lol, they just opened a <floor name>, not even kidding.
• Me and my friends are headed over to the new <floor name>.
• The new <floor name> is going to be my favorite place ever.
• These <floor name>s are popping up all over the place.
• They finally opened up the new <floor name>!
• They just built a <floor name> in my building!
• This new <floor name> is going to change everything!
• This new <floor name> should help liven up the place a bit.
• Ugh, a <floor name> just opened here :(
• Who the heck is going to go to that new <floor name>?
• Weird, they built a <floor name> in my building.
• Wow, never seen a <floor name> here before.
• Yay, we got a <floor name>! Yayyyyyy :D

New Roommate

• <bitizen name> hasn't come out of the bedroom since move in. Hope everything's ok!
• <bitizen name> just moved in, party at our place! Silly hats only.
• <bitizen name> just moved in and already ate all of my jello. Not good.
• <bitizen name> just moved in and brought a huge stuffed bear.
• <bitizen name> my new roommate is really awesome. New friend!
• Already got in a fight with the new roommate <bitizen name>. :(
• Another new roommate. <bitizen name> seems like a cool cat though.
• I can't stand the new roomie <bitizen name>'s hair! It makes me so mad!
• I can already tell that me and <bitizen name> are going to be best buds.
• I hope our new roomate <bitizen name> is cool.
• I hope that <bitizen name> is ok with sleeping on the couch. I need 2 beds.
• Is that bagpipes coming from <bitizen name>'s room? Please no!
• I think the new roommate <bitizen name> is a frog.
• I think the new roommate <bitizen name> is a ninja.
• I think the new roommate <bitizen name> is a vampire.
• I think the new roommate <bitizen name> is a zombie.
• My new roomie <bitizen name> brought home food. Hello new best friend!
• My new roomie <bitizen name> is a complete slob, yuck!
• My new roomie <bitizen name> is so organized he sorted our cereal boxes.
• My new roommate <bitizen name> acts like a robot.
• My new roommate <bitizen name> cleans all the time, lucky me!
• My new roommate <bitizen name> is hilarious! lol!
• My new roommate <bitizen name> smells like cheese. Delicious!
• My new roommate <bitizen name> tells terrible jokes constantly.
• My new roommate <bitizen name> used to work in the circus!
• My new roommate <bitizen name> wont stop watching reality tv.
• My roommate <bitizen name> snores with the power of 10 chainsaws.
• New roomie <bitizen name> has a lot of feather boas. not going to ask.
• New roomie <bitizen name> has the appetite of a sumo wrestler.
• New roomie <bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with cat photos.
• New roomie <bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with crystal figurines.
• New roomie <bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with lawn gnomes.
• New roomie <bitizen name> needs to get a job, stat!
• New roomie <bitizen name> shares my appreciation of fine cheese curls.
• New roommate <bitizen name> has excellent choice in roommates.
• New roommate <bitizen name> seems a bit off, but at least the rent gets paid.
• Our new roommate <bitizen name> asked if we had a trampoline... wow.
• Our new roommate <bitizen name> eats nothing but marshmallows!
• Our new roommate <bitizen name> has a cat that can do math.
• Since my roommate <bitizen name> moved in my pants have gone missing.
• The new roomie <bitizen name> has a huge TV! Woot!
• The new roommate <bitizen name> has 17 cats, or it smells like it.
• The new roommate <bitizen name> is afraid of the letter Q
• The new roommate <bitizen name> is always using the phone :(
• The new roommate <bitizen name> keeps breaking my Star Wars figures.
• The new roommate <bitizen name> keeps looking at me funny.
• The new roommate <bitizen name> really likes my bow ties.
• The new roommate <bitizen name> wants to grow corn in the closet!
• The new roommate <bitizen name> wont stop playing Pocket Frogs.
• The only thing my new roommate <bitizen name> owns is a rubber chicken.
• This new roommate <bitizen name> had better be nicer than the last guy.
• We are gonna party all the time with <bitizen name> living here now.
• With our new roommate <bitizen name>, we can finally play Mario Party.

Miscellaneous

•  :p
• >_<
• Ack, I'm gonna be late for my spin class.
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
• A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
• All I want is everything. Is that a problem?
• Am I pretty?
• Anybody have a cup of sugar I can borrow?
• Anybody up for a rooftop barbecue?
• Anybody want a peanut?
• Anyone here interested in putting together a poetry slam?
• Anyone want to catch a movie tonight?
• Anyone want to form a band? I can play the accordion!
• Are mustaches really in style? I think they are gross.
• A storms brewing, I can feel it in my pixels.
• Been looking for like 20 mins, I can't find a way out of the building!
• Bitbook I <3 U
• Buying 1 set of bagpipes, willing to spend around 200 coins.
• Can't stop posting on Bitbook. I just ate a ham sandwich!
• Can someone help me? I locked myself inside my apartment!
• Clones are people two.
• Could we get a snack machine or something in the lobby?
• Did anyone else see two little twin girls standing in the hallway? Creepy.
• Did anyone watch the game last night? Wow!
• Does anyone feel like helping me put together some furniture?
• Does anyone have a b-day coming up? I have way too much ice cream.
• Does anyone have some enchilada sauce I can borrow?
• Does anyone know the last time this elevator was inspected?
• Does everyone have such tiny feet? Maybe it's just me...
• Don't panic!
• Do not try riding the elevator while standing on your head.
• Do you think there are sharks in here? I'm afraid of sharks.
• Drip, drip, drip. Someone needs to fix my faucet!
• Ever notice that nobody sits down? There are even chairs all over!
• Everybody is having fun without me :(
• Everyone in this tower is so friendly!
• Experiment: Everyone jump up in the air in exactly 5 minutes.
• Feeling a little stiff today.
• Found a giant superball online, tempted to get one and drop it off the roof.
• Going to go camping up on the roof this weekend.
• Good news! I saw a dog today!
• Good thing it never snows here.
• Got ice cream on the couch. Just flipped the cushion over.
• Got some tickets to a whale rodeo.
• Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
• Hard to believe someone built this tower pixel by pixel.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• Haters gonna hate.
• Have you ever wondered if we all exist inside a computer simulation?
• Hello? Is this thing on?
• Help, all the ants in my ant farm escaped!
• Hey! No bikes in the hall!
• Hey, whomever is in the floor above me - quiet down! I need my sleeps.
• Hmm, I don't remember what floor I live on...
• Hmm, I don't think it's supposed to rain indoors is it?
• Hmm, smells like asbestos!
• How about that local sports team?
• How does this thing work? Testing 1-2-3. Hello World.
• How do you get the elevator to go? Divine intervention?
• How many bits would a bitizen byte if a bitizen could byte bits?
• I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
• I'm confused...wait...maybe I'm not.
• I'm freezing! Can't we turn up the heat just a little?
• I'm getting too old for this.
• I'm gonna visit every single floor today. Tiny Tower grand tour!
• I'm having a terrible day. I don't want to talk about it.
• I'm in a glass case of emotion!
• I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
• I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
• I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
• I'm offering bagpipe, tuba and drum lessons. Only 10 coins per session!
• I'm selling Tiny Tower T-shirts if anyone wants any. small and XXL only.
• I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
• I'm thinking about changing my outfit, what do you think?
• I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
• I believe that we were all born out of a little app Icon. I know, sounds nuts.
• I can't even tell what this thing in the fridge used to be.
• I can't find a decent hair jelly in this place.
• I can't find a good place to display my stamp collection.
• I can see the mountains from my apartment! Nice view.
• I challenge my neighbors to a duel. Water Pistols at dawn!
• I deserve a treat, going out to dinner tonight!
• I did not just spit off the roof. Did not. I promise.
• I do have stairs in my house but I would rather take the elevator.
• I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
• I don't think, therefore I am not.
• If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
• If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• I feel like dancing!
• I feel like someone is watching over us.
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• If we were thinking with portals then we wouldn't need these elevators.
• If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
• If you see gum on the Floor, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
• I got this awesome game on my phone, it's called "snake".
• I hope my neighbors can't hear me singing in the shower.
• I hope nobody sees me taking my golf clubs up to the roof. Shhh!
• I intend to live forever. So far so good.
• I just got a new phone! Now to put my Pocket Frogs on it.
• I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
• I just lol'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles.
• I just ran into a bitizen that looked just like me! Maybe we are twins!
• I just saw someone flying a kite out their window!
• I keep having nightmares about a giant finger smooshing me. :(
• I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
• I like candy, bubblegum and taffy.
• I like to imagine a soundtrack playing to everything I am doing.
• I like to rollerblade around the tower, it's much faster.
• I live life by some simple rules: Walk around, Yawn, and blink.
• I love lamp.
• I need a date for this weekend! Anyone out there interested?
• I need a Maroon Tingo Anura, please help!
• I need a new hair style to mix things up.
• I need a plumber to fix my sink and save a princess.
• I need some new designer threads.
• I need someone to play hacky sack with. Any takers?
• I need to exercise more and keep my bits nimble!
• I need to learn to accessorize.
• I never thought I would live in a tower this tall!
• I notice that a lot of people wear the same clothes every day.
• I really need some new shoes.
• I remember when tiny tower was only a few floors tall!
• Is anyone else constantly hearing background music?
• Is it just me or are the elevators getting faster?
• It's turtles all the way down!
• I think, therefore I blink.
• I think I'm just going to lie on the couch all day.
• I think I am coming down with a virus...
• I think I left my phone in the lobby, anyone down there hear it ringing?
• I think I need a software update, I keep bugging out LOL.
• I think I saw Justin Bieber! Does he live here?
• I think I saw Bigfoot on the next floor down!
• I think someone in the tower has a crush on me... no hints though!
• I think there are some Angry Birds trapped in the ventilation.
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
• I wanna polka!
• I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon! Till then I play moon drop.
• I want to believe.
• I want to book a trip to Fiji!
• I wish I had some new clothes :(
• I wish someone would give me some new clothes!
• I would kill for a hamburger right now.
• Just disassembled every piece of furniture in my apartment.
• Just passed someone on their way to the roof with a parachute.
• Just saw a ghost! Tiny Tower is haunted by the spirits of evicted bitizens!
• LOL
• Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
• Lets go hot water, I need to take a shower.
• Looking for an accordion player for our band. Mustache preferred.
• Lost my contact! Everyone look for a clear pixel on the floor.
• Lost my pet frog wally. He is green and small. 100 coin reward if found!
• Mm. I just burned my tongue.
• My dream is to be a lumberjack some day.
• My neighbor is one bit short of a byte, if you know what I mean.
• My neighbor sings in the shower and they have zero talent.
• My neighbor won't stop blasting chiptunes all night long! Argh!
• My posts keep disappearing. Stop censoring me NimbleBit!
• Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
• Nice weather we've been having. It's always blue skies!
• Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
• OMG who controls these elevators? They should be fired!
• O_O
• Ok, who covered my entire apartment in tin foil? Not funny guys.
• Ok, who filled my entire apartment with packing peanuts? very funny...
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Out walking my pet fish.
• Parachute for sale. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
• Pass this message on to 3 more people or u will have bad luk!
• People can be so two dimensional sometimes.
• People wearing sunglasses indoors: not as cool as you think.
• Poker game Friday night at my place. Bring snacks!
• Putting my life together, bit by bit.
• Q_Q
• Rock n Roll baby! Woooo!
• SURPRISE RACE! First one to the roof wins!
• Scientists have discovered sub-pixels! Mind-boggling!
• Selling 1 argyle sock, slightly used. Serious inquiries only please.
• Selling 1 brown sofa, slightly used. 150 coins, OBO.
• Selling 1 refrigerator, like new. Food not included. 300 coins.
• Selling 16 feather boas, assorted colors. Serious offers only!
• Seriously, what is up with these elevators?
• So... is there actually any way to leave the building?
• Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.
• Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
• Someone is tapping out morse code on my water pipes.
• Someone keeps following me, or maybe they just live here.
• Someone keeps slipping rude drawings under my door?!
• Someone stole my rug! It really tied the room together. :(
• Some people repeat themselves too often.
• Sometimes I feel like all I do is pace back and forth all day.
• Sometimes I feel like a nut, Sometimes I don't.
• Sometimes I get the feeling that we are being watched.
• Sometimes I just feel so tiny, ya know?
• Sometimes I just feel trapped in this tiny tower.
• Sometimes I wish I had more resolution.
• Sometimes I wonder about the other bitizens that live here...
• Sometimes it feels like my life is in someone else's hands.
• Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
• Stop yawning people! Get some more sleep, geeze.
• TGIF! I think... Actually I have no clue what day it is.
• That elevator "ding" is going to drive me crazy eventually.
• The commute to work is killing me :(
• The future isn't what it used to be...
• The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
• There are only 10 types of people in this world...
• There are so many... interesting people living here.
• The rent is too darn high!
• These elevators are almost like a carnival ride :)
• These elevators really aren't built for more than one person.
• The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
• They need to get some faster elevators in this place.
• They need to install a tiny cell tower in this place. Only 1 bar!
• They say the universe is at least 150 gigapixels wide...
• Think they would let us start a veggie garden on the roof?
• Tiny Tower is not a good place to walk your dogs people!
• Tiny Tower residents are the best. Seriously people, group hug time.
• Tiny Tower was voted best virtual building in avatar monthly magazine!
• Trapped in phone, please send help!
• Trying to get a Caribbean steel drum band set up. Anybody play?
• Trying to get a Tiny Tower indoor wiffle ball league started.
• Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...
• We are trapped in here I tell you!!! Trapped!
• Wearing mis-matched socks today, luckily nobody can tell.
• Wearing my best outfit today, totally turning some heads.
• Welp, time to get ready for work. Ugh!!
• What is the alligator policy in this building?
• What is the llama policy in this building?
• What is the tiger policy in this building?
• What is the trampoline policy in this building?
• Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels...
• Whats with all the guys with beards?
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• When the moon hits your eye that is 1 pixel wide, it's amore!
• Where the heck am I supposed to park my car?
• Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
• Who messed with the heat? It's like a sauna in here.
• Whoops, I just dropped my pants down the elevator! Not a laundry chute...
• Why is everything so blocky? Not very child safe.
• Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
• Why would anyone want to leave Tiny Tower?
• Without Tiny Tower I would be so bored!
• Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
• Wow! Just saw someone that had to be at least 20 pixels tall!
• You can't have everything... where would you put it?
• You stay classy, Tiny Tower.